|orphan red potato with a few eyes|
"The no. 1 nastiest thing I've seen in my entire life."
"I won't sleep knowing that thing is in my house."
"Throw it over the hill."
"Take it to the curb."
"I knifed it."
"Now I will have a nightmare."
All this nonsense over a vegetable from teenagers who can watch horror movies and laugh about it.